Hey Mum have you seen this Dad does know how to use the hoover.
Me. What are you doing Dad are we expecting the Queen.
Dad. No Grandma's coming for tea.
Me. So the Queen is coming then.
Dad have you got time for a cuddle.
Me. Where is she Dad, i not see.
Dad. I've got to pick her up in the car.
Me. You mean we've got to pick her up.
Me. Can i drive I've got my driving license now.
Come on Grandma can you hurry up with them treats please.
It's ok Grandma i will lie at your feet and protect you.
Wow that was a tiring day.
I love it when Grandma comes and she loves me, everything was going great and we were having a good time until Mum put Grandmas tea on the table, Grandma got up to go on the toilet and i seized my chance to jump up and grab a slice of chicken off her plate i don't know what come over me because i don't take food off the table, so i had to say i was just checking to make sure it was cooked properly luckily Grandma saw the funny side of it but judging by the look on Mum and Dads face they were not impressed.