I'm a 3 year old Dogue de Bordeaux X Rottweiler. AKA gentle giant, well that's what they call me to my face any way.
I live in Southport, Merseyside UK. With my Mum & Dad who i refer to as my Servants, Well they are I've never cooked a meal in my life, it's always prepared for me, put in my bowl & placed on the floor for me. My bed always gets made & washed for me. If we go for days out or on holiday my Dad always does the driving how cool is that it's just like having my own personal chauffeur. And every time i do my business there always there with the poo bags. I've got to admit it I've got them well trained.
Now you know where the saying comes from it's a dogs life, and i wouldn't have it any other way.
And last but not least my Brother Cody, he's a cat you know. He's not a bad lad but forgot to read the script, someone forgot to tell him cats are supposed to be scared of dogs. He's a hard faced so & so & wont move for me. I love him to bits really but don't tell anyone it wont do my street cred any good.
He's learning quick though & also got the servants wrapped around his little paw.
Well this should of been started 3 years ago when i was still a pup. But my Dad kept putting it off in favour of other stuff like DIY which reminds me he still hasn't built that kennel for me or the cat run for Cody how selfish is that. He's going to be an indoor cat so as to avoid any accidents.
Well seeing as i can't get the staff nowadays, i thought i would have ago at this blogging lark my self. How hard can it be.
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